Who is this woman sitting before you?

Hello. The name's Myu. I am a Homestuck with a peculiar taste in the pones. In addition, expect Hetalia as well as other anime and what have you to be seen. I also have a case of autism. Welcome to my blog.

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Feb 20th - Mar 20th

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today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly four years since…

Sollux ate the mind honey [07/03/10]

2pa2modiia:

TA: thii2 joke ii2 probably way overdone but oh well.

TA: the fiir2t and la2t tiime ii played trollcop2 wiith you fucker2.

TA: 2peakiing of fucker2, go follow thii2 douchebag.

TA: he’2 one of the more tolerable KK2 out there.

local-shop:

punch-a-your-buns:

local-shop:

ewebean:

adrnired:

debbieneedstostrut:

what is the MAGIC

it’s called mochi!

it’s like ice cream in a soft skin!

also, it’s fucking amazing!

This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you see on the outside is powdered sugar so they won’t get sticky. It’s very delicious on a hot day and you can get these at the right self-serve frozen yogurt joints. Unfortunately North America sells one mochiaisu for a dollar and some cents whereas in Japan you can get these by the boxful in any supermarket.

Want it. Nnh

you can make it yourself at home folks! Mochi is really simple to make, all you have to do is take 2 cups rice flower, mix with 1 cup water and 1/2 cup sugar, boil it in a pot or put in a ceranwrap covered bowl and put in microwave for 7 minutes. turn off the heat and stir it until it becomes solid and sticky. Then you can roll it into balls with a little bit of rice flour on top to keep it from being too sticky. Then you can eat it just like that, cover a scoop of ice cream and freeze it to make this, or you can make Strawberry Daifuku which is strawberries and red bean paste (anko) wrapped in mochi. I make it all the time!

Aww damn i gotta do this!!

(Source: coolinarygabey)

Things to Keep Reminding Myself as Someone with Low Self Esteem, High Anxiety, & the Urge to Please Others

glittertomb:

No one is entitled to your physical or emotional affection.

Denying affection does not make you a mean or bad person.

It’s not considered hurting others when you are protecting yourself and your happiness.

Those who threaten your joy or comfort do not deserve your kindness or attention.

You should never do anything that makes you feel unhappy to make others happy.

You deserve to feel safe and happy.

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

surprisedbitch:

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

image

lifeofallison:

turn-techgivehead:

justyouraveragebearcub:

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

I’m surprised she didn’t yell at them first tbh.

STORY TIME!
So, about school nurses.
When I was 8 years old, I was running around the school yard with my friends, when I tripped and through a lovely turn of events that can only happen to the clumsiest of people, like myself, I impaled my stomach, just below my ribcage, on the corner of a table. 
Now, seeing as my ribcage is a less movable object than the squishy bits of my stomach, I folded around the corner of the table, and as a result, my spleen was ruptured (Read: Ripped into a thousand tiny bits due to impact) and my liver was lacerated (Read: Cut almost in half due to trauma) instantly.
Being 8 years old, I went to the school nurse for help. I was visibly losing blood fast due to massive internal bleeding, and turning colorless in my skin, cloudy eyed, and dazed due to it. 
The nurse yelled at me, told me I was “Faking it”, and told me to go back to class. I demanded to call my parents, and one look at me and they knew something was up.
Long story short, when I got fucking AIRLIFTED to the hospital, they had to perform emergency surgery on me, and said that had I been even 5 minutes later to the hospital, I would be dead. When confronted, they learned that the school nurse was nothing more than a PTA parent who was, basically, playing doctor. If I had listened to her and gone back to class, cuteass little third grade me would have died in the classroom with all my other schoolmates.
Don’t listen to school nurses.

My high school nurse had an attitude problem.

lifeofallison:

turn-techgivehead:

justyouraveragebearcub:

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

I’m surprised she didn’t yell at them first tbh.

STORY TIME!

So, about school nurses.

When I was 8 years old, I was running around the school yard with my friends, when I tripped and through a lovely turn of events that can only happen to the clumsiest of people, like myself, I impaled my stomach, just below my ribcage, on the corner of a table. 

Now, seeing as my ribcage is a less movable object than the squishy bits of my stomach, I folded around the corner of the table, and as a result, my spleen was ruptured (Read: Ripped into a thousand tiny bits due to impact) and my liver was lacerated (Read: Cut almost in half due to trauma) instantly.

Being 8 years old, I went to the school nurse for help. I was visibly losing blood fast due to massive internal bleeding, and turning colorless in my skin, cloudy eyed, and dazed due to it. 

The nurse yelled at me, told me I was “Faking it”, and told me to go back to class. I demanded to call my parents, and one look at me and they knew something was up.

Long story short, when I got fucking AIRLIFTED to the hospital, they had to perform emergency surgery on me, and said that had I been even 5 minutes later to the hospital, I would be dead. When confronted, they learned that the school nurse was nothing more than a PTA parent who was, basically, playing doctor. If I had listened to her and gone back to class, cuteass little third grade me would have died in the classroom with all my other schoolmates.

Don’t listen to school nurses.

My high school nurse had an attitude problem.

(Source: simpsonz)

(Source: meghanbowie)

egberts:

egberts:

egberts:

why is your nose in the middle of your face

because its the scenter

I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING